You can't bid until you call it art

Before any bid lands, you tick one box: Sabroshi is art. Not a security, not a share, not an investment contract, not a promise of profit — a pixel-art collectible you want because it's based.

It's a tiny click that does a big job: it keeps Sabroshi an art project and keeps everyone — you included — on the right side of the line. Collect the art. Touch grass. That's the whole deal.